Mike Patton's Ipecac Recordings have a
reputation for releasing some of best, most bizarre albums known to
man. They are responsible for the proliferation of Beak, Hella,
Messer Chups, The Locust and that's not even touching Patton's own
work. Over the past month they have added two more freakish
concoctions to the record books. First is the debut album from
monstrous supergroup Mutation, Error 500. And then there is Tres
Cabrones by the ever-entertaining Melvins, and their second of 2013. Ah, its good to be a freak!
Mutation – Error 500
Mutation is the insane, messy, and vile brainchild of some of music's most eccentric outsiders. The core of the band consists of Shane Emery (Napalm Death), Ginger Wildheart (The Wildhearts), and Jon Poole (Cardiacs). While none of these men may be household names their legacies are told of in hushed tones in dive bars and basements the world over. Error 500 is their official debut and it is a slap in the face to anybody who tries to affix the word “super-group” to their work. Aside from the central trio the album features appearances by punk icon Mark E Smith (The Fall) and Japanese electro-noise savant Merzbow. Each of these names carries with it a sense of expectation and the album on which they all come together sets about confounding each and every one of them.
Taking cues from punishing industrial,
grindcore, krautrock, and the uglier end of the prog rock spectrum
Mutation are a thing of nightmares. This is not one for the faint of
heart. Every track is packed full of Molten piles of jackhammer riffs
and self-sabotaging grooves – just when they get doing something
come along to thrown them completely out the window.. This is the
very embodiment of sonic chaos. This makes the perverse sense of pop
orthodoxy on 'Utopia Syndrome' even more unnerving. At first you
gravitate towards the coherency among the noise. “I'm so happy”
sounds like a funny thing to scream over and over again alongside a
vicious glaze of static. Naturally even that relative calm doesn't
last and soon you are tossed back in the mire.
This album maintains an exhausting pace
from start to finish. After the whole 36 minutes you might feel
beaten into submission and a little more unhinged than you were
before you pushed play. My one piece of advice for anybody listening
to Error 500 is simply don't expect it to make much sense. Expect it
to be loud, crass, aggressive, even frightening.
Rating: B-
Recommended tracks: Utopia Syndrome,
Computer This is Not What I ...
Melvins - Tres Cabrones
With most band's who have a near-thirty year career you can pin-point that one moment where they have given up and, fuck it, just done what they feel like. In that regard Melvins have the unfair advantage: that's where they started their career from. Tres Cabrones sees the eternal pranksters going back to their roots and collaborating with their original drummer Mike Dillard for the first time since 1984. This shifts Dale Crover into the ever-rotating role of Melvins' bass player. Crover is a legend behind the drum kit for a reason but Dillard does an admirable job of playing like him so, what the hey! King Buzzo's beautifully ugly riff and voice combo are an ornery as ever. The man seriously sounds like a barbarian high on soda and porn.
For those of you keeping track, Tres
Cabrones is the second Melvins record of 2013 and it plays as the
strange cousin to Everybody Loves Sausages. Instead of covering other
people, the Buzzo & Crover circus cover themselves. A number of
these tracks have existed in varying forms, some dating way back to
Mangled Demos from 1983. The bulk of these tracks are
little-to-no-nonsense rockers. 'Dr Mule' is a dead-ringer for
Tomahawk and the treacle-paced punk rock of 'American Cow' is
designed to be experienced at bong-rattling volumes.
And what would a Melvins record be
without the occasional explosion of goofiness? After three solid
rocking tracks at the beginning the wheels start to fall off in the
worst/best possible way. Tres Cabrones includes three joke tracks
spread throughout the set-list such as unhinged renditions of '99
Bottles of Beer' and 'You're in the Army Now' (“you'll never get
rich, you son of a bitch, you're in the army now!”). Yes, that
sounds like a horrible idea but you forget that Melvins made a career
out of making horrible ideas sound badass. I dare you to not smile
when 'Tie My Pecker to a Tree' comes on.
Melvins' sense of humour is frequently
misunderstood. Just because their last few albums have been moody,
percussive overdoses doesn't mean their isn't a gag at the heart of
it all. With Tres Cabrones they have taken the much easier route and
are making it really obvious that they are having fun at your
expense. We wouldn't want them any other way.
Rating: B+
Recommended tracks: Dr Mule, American
Cow