Welcome to Prolix - short news for
short attention spans. In this semi-regular series I will be rounding
up music news, reviews, opinions, rumours, and much more in
bite-sized chunks of 100 words or less. Because, let's face it,
sometimes you need information fast!
J5 are back in the house!
Back in 2007 many hip-hop fans gave a
minute's silence for California legends Jurassic 5 when they declared
they were going their separate ways over creative differences. Things
looked up last year when they pulled it back together for an
international tour. But now they have given us something much more
precious and that is a new song called 'The Way We Do It'. Produced
by the late Heavy D and featuring an inspired White Stripes sample,
this marks the group's first single in eight years. Whether this
leads to more new music is currently unknown but dreams are free.
The Cusp of Eternity is here
Power to the people ... and the Beats
It's being called one of the biggest purchases in music history and the ink hasn't barely dried on the dotted line. After months of speculation Apple has announced that they have bought the Beats headphone and music streaming service for a cool $3 billion. It seems like a smart move considering that Beats hauled in over a half a billion dollars in 2012 alone, making them the top headphone manufacturers in the world. Beats co-founders Jimmy Iovine and Dr Dre have also been awarded unspecified jobs at Apple as part of the deal. Godspeed, gentlemen.
FDR: Fear of Death and the Need for Reproduction
Emerging from the primordial ooze like
evolution's very own blooper reel comes FDR, a new project from the
very talented Godforbid (That Handsome Devil) and MC Thirtyseven.
They are joined by the eccentric talents of DJs Dr Quandry and Louis
Mackey. Well, they've gone well beyond a tease and have dropped an EP
on us with the fetching title of Fear of Death and the Need for
Reproduction. You can purchase this fine document from here if you are so inclined. Expect a review of some sort in the future (or don't, it's a free country).
Pat Carney, in 'Beef-Squash VII: This time it's personal'
Patrick Carney of the Black Keys sure
has a knack for getting into trouble. Whether its with Jack White,
Justin Beiber, Gaga fans, or the specter of Michael Jackson, he loves
a good beef. On the back of some high profile bitch sessions, Carney
has now struck out at the mastermind behind it all: gossip cesspit
TMZ. “Honestly, they should be fucking ashamed of themselves, that
they make a living dragging poor souls that have nothing, that aren't
famous, into this world” (source Rolling Stone). Why fight the bees
when you can just set the hive on fire?
- Professor Ricardo