Sunday, 13 January 2013

From the Professor's Page: Anniversary of an Uninteresting Event

I can vividly recall Irish comedian Ed Byrne mocking the 25th anniversary edition of Michael Jackson's Thriller album. I'm a big fan of Byrne and his words rang particularly true with me on this subject. “For such a curio one would have to go to an HMV” he taunts in an affected foppish accent. News flash! Thriller – in all of its garish 80s pop splendour – is available everywhere, all the time. So who are these bloated, indulgent re-releases made for exactly? Perhaps we are witnessing first-hand the symptoms of existential anxiety on the part of the music industry. There are rafts of statistics that prove that people are less willing invest in physical copies of albums than ever before. All of this begs the question: is the industry self-eulogizing in order to stay prominent in people's minds?

To return to my previous example; surely anybody who has ever wanted to own Thriller already does so. It is – by one definition or another – as classic album and an all-time best seller. We have already established that it is a readily available musical article and has been since its release 30 bloody years ago. A small percentage of people who bought said anniversary edition were just shelling out some pocket money (kids still get pocket money, don't they?) to fill out a gap in their CD collections. This is an admirable use of one's disposable income and I thoroughly recommend that you do it more often. But buy-and-large the purchasers are highly invested (i.e. gullible) life-long fans of the artist who feel compelled to own every edition of every record that their idol has ever made. And there we have, in a nutshell, why the music industry is in such dire straits: they have relied on the same market for too long and they are steadfastly unwilling to give them anything new to enjoy. It is, after all, much easier to market something to somebody if you already know they like it.

Did anybody without financial incentive to do so actually ask for this?

What is worse is that this manic march to self-edification has gotten notably faster. In 2012 the 20th anniversary edition of Rage Against The Machine's self-titled album was released. As someone with five years experience working in music shops, I think I can safely that not only is that particular album readily available to all at a reasonable price but also that it is still selling fairly well for an older record. The desire to remaster the audio of music from the 60s, 70, or even 80s holds some merit so that it can match modern audio standards but we are talking about something that was made in the early 90s for God's sake! Will your ever-so-slightly fancier stereo system really benefit from an ever-so-slightly crisper sounding “Know Your Enemy” or “Bullet In The Head”? I'm sure Zack de la Rocha is far from pleased with this unseemly turn of events and would have some choice words on the matter. At least with Thriller they put in some effort in the bonus tracks department. It was over-stuffed with two-bit modern artists trying 25 years too late to get on the Thriller band wagon but the material was still there. In a world where practically every album is made to have bonus tracks you are going to have to try harder than just a few poxy live recordings to drag my hard earned money out of me.

At this rate in 2013 we will see the 10th anniversary of Kings Of Leon's Youth and Young Manhood in your local music shop right next to the 5th anniversary of Chinese Democracy and the 3rd anniversary of Gorillaz Plastic Beach. Are these good albums? Yes (mostly), but how many editions does one album really need? Is there ever a good reason for an anniversary edition? Absolutely. Many King Crimson CDs available to you and I today were basically extinct until the remastered editions came out some years ago. I also believe that era defining records – Sgt Peppers, Dark Side of the Moon, etc – deserve ONE (count them, one) edition to honour their legacy, but surely no earlier than 30 years since their release. Those are my two examples and I'm sticking with them.

So what can be done to dig us out of this creative abyss? Personally, I think the solution lies in the industry investing in new artists and albums. When Adele's 21 has ruled the albums charts for TWO STRAIGHT YEARS it is no wonder that us music lovers are forced to live in the shadows, muttering to ourselves about how hard it is to find good new music these days. The music industry's reliance on the same cash cows has lead it to the current state of creative bankruptcy and we are all feeling the pinch. Us fans (sometimes) have money that we are (kinda) willing to spend on a worthy cause when we can find it. All that the bigwigs need to do is provide us with one. If this paradigm does not change traditional music channels and outlets are going to die the death that we all fear they will.

Honour the past but never at the expense of the future.
Support good music and fuck the rest.

Sincerely
“Professor” Ricardo Kerr

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